Perry Johnson

Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.

Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.

Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.

Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.

A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.

Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.

Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

Perry System

A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.

According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.

by JP January 6, 2005

Perry-sweet

A gentleman who acts very sweet, naturally and innocently.

He's nice and all but he's not perry-sweet.

by lyna kelli December 20, 2008

Perry County

A rural place in Pennsylvania where everyone is talking about women, tractors, trucks, or guns. A place where it is acceptable to get drunk and fuck a sheep.

Did you hear about the boy who had sex with his dog? He must be from perry county.

by Cleatus M. January 19, 2018

Perry Hall Middle Kids

A junior high public school in Perry Hall, MD. EVERY kid that goes there think's that he is hardcore and skateboards. Most of them try to get sponsered by some major company. Sadly, most of them suck. They go to Ridge every day and wear LIDS Yankees flat rimmed hats because they are all shite trash-wiggers. They think they are all color because they called they have "girlfriends". Also, sadly, these "girlfriends" are about 10 years old. They take their "bitch" to White Marsh Mall. Or if they got enough allowance, to the Avenue to see Happy Feet then they hang out in Starbucks despite the fact that they hate coffee. They bash on us Catholic School kids and think we're snooty. They're the ones that learned what cunt meant like, yesterday.

Perry Hall Faggot: OMG heyy Lauren lets go to The Avenue on Friday! I got enough allowance to see The Incredibles with some Perry Hall Middle Kids!!!!!!

Perry Hall Faggot/Girl: Sorry, I can't go. It's my older sister's birthday is on Friday. She's turning 12.

Perry Hall Faggot: Awhh fuck! Fine I'm gonna go to Ridge with my "homies". I just learned how to ollie on my Spider-Man board!!! After that we're going to go to LIDS to get some hats that say "The 410" on them!!! Byee

by Bettina Nagasaki February 8, 2008

Perry County

A rural county in Ohio with only two television channels- The hunting/gun channel, and the Nascar channel. Most people from this are are referred to as drunken rednecks.

Man, Perry County is full of drunken rednecks.

by SWPixy March 21, 2011

perry hall high school

perry hall high school is one of the largest schools in baltimore county.its also the biggest shithole with a child molester for a principal.most girls in the school are whores.everyone acts like tough shit.teachers are assholes.<true story.

yo! we packed those towson niggas!!

perry hall high school is full of whores

by relentlessryan August 11, 2011