Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.
Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.
by Emerstta March 31, 2023
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Permanent

Meaning ๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ or a ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž,
lasting or intended to last or remain unchanged indefinitely.
a permanent ban on the dumping of radioactive waste at sea
by dark_MoDe August 08, 2022
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permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
by Bellend slap January 09, 2018
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permanent makeup

A cosmetic tattooing technique in which one can create captivating smudge proof eyeliner, breathtaking well defined brows, a youthful fuller looking lip line and color.

The method is a form of tattooing where a technician implants pigment into the dermal layer of the skin for cosmetic and medical purposes.

Niche specialized training is advised at an academy of cosmetic arts and sciences that is licensed and specializes in this area of tattooing.
I love permanent makeup and look so polished all the time and I do not have to apply makeup daily since it is tattooed.

I would love to help clients look their best all the time with permanent makeup
by ACAS February 24, 2014
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A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.
โ€œWow that guy is so cool, I bet heโ€™s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).
by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024
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If you are banned for a week but upset you are โ€œpermanently banned for a weekโ€
P1: I hate McDonalds
P2: They kicked us out for yelling
P1: We are permanently banned for a week
P2: Iโ€™m so mad right now
by that_kid_tom November 29, 2022
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