Pelched

Pelched

(adjective)
Used to describe something that looks a bit beat-up, bruised, overripe, spoiled, or generally not in good shape.
Often said in a humorous or slightly sarcastic tone.

“Those apples look a tad pelched to me”

by FloridianAle November 13, 2025

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018