per yoush

Abbreviation for "usual"

Going to the bar and hanging out with friends, as per yoush.

by dagangsta187 January 27, 2012

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

humps per minute

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.

Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.

by Salmon55 June 26, 2010

Per

A cute child, usually a small boy, who seems to be "PERfect" in every aspect of life.

He is a Per because he excels in academics and sports, while maintaining that adorable look on his face.

by perforever November 22, 2011

two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

by Jumama January 6, 2003

per-fect

someone who has no flaw.

Amy is so per-fect. You just have to love her.

by Tommytonga July 14, 2005

Per

slang/ shortened version of "Period"

“Omg did you hear that Emma got a promotion?”
“No but per, good for her!”

by Bungerellaspecialist August 4, 2022