pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude

I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.

by uniqueid November 16, 2016

As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

Pencing

The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.

I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.

by Big Guy74897628947689 November 13, 2016

Pencing

The act of placing Trump / Pence Campaign signs end to end forming a boarder around your yard forming something similar to a fence.

Omg look at the Pencing those redneck fucks put up in their yard

by LongDongLarry September 24, 2020

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Pence

The act of overtly and obnoxiously fawning by a known sycophant

One who indiscriminately endeavors, however pathetic or immoral the course, to gain the approval of the person or institution they admire

A traitor lacking courage

He had a chance to stand by democracy and save his own skin, but he chose to grovel and penced it up.

He's going to tie his family's reputation forever with the traitors' cause he's all about that pence.

He sucked Trump's toes during the coup attempt cause he was a total pence

by PenceIsAHo January 12, 2021

Pence

To send unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to another person online, typically with the hope of reciprocation.

"This random dudebro just penced me on Facebook Messenger. I replied with a gif of a banana being sliced and he blocked me."

by Alaeriia January 18, 2019