pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude

I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.

by uniqueid November 16, 2016

As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Pence Effect

When a person is held responsible for something by their boss that logic and/or the facts suggest is due to a number of other circumstances. While it can be argued very narrowly that the employee could have behaved differently, it is the case that there are too many aforementioned factual or logical inconsistencies to cause the ire of the boss upon the employee. An important element is that this judgement and subsequent criticism is after a considerable amount of time where the employee has offered loyalty in the face of difficult positions taken by or assignments given by one's boss.

The vice president suffered from the Pence Effect when he was blamed by his boss for not single handedly overturning the election.

That guy toiled loyally for years attempting to implement his bosses ideas even though they were I'll advised. When they didn't work out he was blamed. Sure, maybe someone else could have done it, but to draw the conclusion that it's his fault is a stretch at best. He suffered from the Pence Effect.

by TheNewLexicon January 10, 2021

Pence

To send unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to another person online, typically with the hope of reciprocation.

"This random dudebro just penced me on Facebook Messenger. I replied with a gif of a banana being sliced and he blocked me."

by Alaeriia January 18, 2019

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020

pencs

Adjetivo usado para definir alguém que está em um período pré-suicídio. Normalmente usado por Senzalianos

Galacstec está meio pencs ultimamente, acho que é por causa da Yume

by penisgrande January 2, 2019