power penis

A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.

Sally was completely destroyed by Ralph’s power penis. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Hammer of Jesus January 19, 2019

Penis Inspection

Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.

"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"

by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013

Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.

Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.

by bmajestic June 24, 2014

Penis On The Point

1. When playing a game. When the enemy team has a lot of activity on their payload/control point.

Matt: Bro they got Penis On The Point.

by Megaspacewaffles April 1, 2020

peminist

An offensive word for “feminist”. Usually used by the society to make fun of misandrist stupid feminists.

Amber Heard is a peminist.

by Peminist May 12, 2022

Dill Penis

A small green flacid penis on an unfortunate wretch.

"Im tellin' ya girlfriend, Charles had a dill penis for sho'!"

by Bonefied_and_Fried August 20, 2012