John Paul Jones

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

paul brothers

Jake Paul and Logan Paul. two cringey ass youtubers who need to be removed from the internet. they are literally cancer. when their mom shit them out of the womb she gave them the personality of the god damn devil.

BOB: bro, how did you get cancer?
FRED: i watched jake paul and logan paul aka the paul brothers.

by eattidepods February 2, 2018

Paula

A woman of the most extreme grace and wit. She is incredibly thoughtful, intelligent, and rises to the occasion on any task big or small. Though she is fiercely beautiful, she is not to be trifled with. Paula can and will kick your ass and doesn't take shit from anybody. The dictionary people had to invent a new word that is better than talented because of how skilled she is at everything she does. The only thing she loves more than her friends or family is probably dogs. Probably. And cheese. Only a small group of people are lucky enough to ever hang out with her regularly, and even then it's probably because they have dogs or cheese.

Damn that girl over there must be a Paula. What a papushka. She's probably the hottest girl I've ever seen. I wish she was my girlfriend or that she'd even look at me.

by cajundjinni June 27, 2019

Pauleen

She’s a beautiful Girl
She is also very clingy ,over protctive and sweet to her friends
Mostly shy but if you get to know her she’s

Going to be one of your best friends

You don’t wanna get into a fight with her;)

She’s very uniquel

Boy:damn Pauleen looks so beautiful
Boy 2: yeah, i wish i had a girlfriend like her

She’s nice

Boy 3 : i like her she’s not like other girls😍
Girl: 🙄

by Therealjadenboy August 14, 2018

Jake Pauler

Slang term for homosexual.

Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!

by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019

Paul Mishkin

Thanks to the inventor of IXL, I’m waisting my precious life on doing these problems. IXL doesn’t help whatsoever, all they do is frustrate students day by day with their horrible explanations and you can get a question right and your smart score will move 1-3 (if you’re luck) ... BUT if you get a question wrong, it’ll move from 3-10) I’m so fucking angry!! I’ve spent hours and hours trying to see what my mistakes are, yet I never figure it out. Paul and all the people that run IXL are making my life miserable. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you what you IXL has given me which is hatred, a mindset of failure, anxiety, sadness, frustration, etc. DO BETTER.

Paul mishkin sucks!!!!!!!

by Lolz7273773 March 23, 2021

paulnet

The state of having really slow internet that it is similar to the speed of one paul.

damn I got me some paulnet today , guess we're gonna have to watch game of thrones at your place tonight

by Sagathor1 December 30, 2017