Patio

During a one night standon holiday she said "I want it on the patio" but I didn't hear her properly and heard "I want it in the batty hole". Batty hole is a term for arse hole used by Ali G (Britsh comic character).

"I'm gonna fill her patio" "I'll tear up her patio later"

by Chris Rhys January 16, 2008

patiorch

(noun) A combination of saying "patio" and "porch" when really, really stoned.

Dude, I'm wasted...I need some fresh air. I'll be on the patiorch.

by lance_w_c October 23, 2008

Patio pussy

Strange vagina that you come across. Or in.

I had some awesome patio pussy last night!

by J the odd October 30, 2012

Paxios

It's the most handsome guy in the world. He is a good Counterstrike-player and he has a friendly personality. He is sweet, funny and an amazing boyfriend. I'm glad i met him.

Paxios is a name.

by Paxios December 12, 2016

pattos

What you call a friend or a person if they are retarded and stupid

Adam you’re a pattos

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Pathos

A slang term for a pink disposable razor with flowers on it.

I shaved this weekend with a pathos.

by htp April 24, 2003

El Patio

Spanish for "The Patio"

I went outside the back door and onto el patio

by 510ChuckNorris March 29, 2007