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Parsex

parsex - not sex
ewwww who tf is parsex, he's a not sex person
by gdfgfdcvc June 24, 2021
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Parseldude

One who "communicates" too often with his "snake", i.e. excessive masturbation.
Joe: How was your weekend bud?

Bill: Uneventful. I had nothing to do all weekend so turned into a parseldude while binging on movies..
by Peter_Gibbons May 14, 2015
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Pareer

A girl who is overly gorgeous but is skinny she is an athletic person and very smart she keeps to herself and is very popular at her school
She is a Pareer
by Aye it’s me smartness August 21, 2018
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Parsneezi

When you feel like you are about to sneeze but you never fully sneeze
Guy1: ah-ahah
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: thank you but it was just a parsneezi
by Big Dom C July 24, 2019
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Parleen Rai

A very "unique" individual. Some say he is funny, Some say he needs help, Some say he's annoying, most importantly he wrote this...
Only YOU can stop your self from being Parleen Rai.
by Majestic Wolf October 7, 2019
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Parees

Hey its Parees.
by The big chung November 23, 2019
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Parsehole

Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.

Definition 1

It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.

Definition 2

Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.
Example 1

Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"

Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"

Example 2

Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"

Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"
by Dylanio August 13, 2020
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