Parker

beat gay best friend ever!

"omg I am so happy I have Parker to talk about boys butts with"

by kellyasume April 3, 2023

Parker

People who are Parkers are just hot. Like pound me into a mattress hot. Like slam me into a door and fuck the shout of me hot you know. So, just let a parker fuck you :)

Love, Parker is so great in bed. He slammed me into the mattress and pounded me HARD.

by anonymous August 8, 2021

Parker

Parker’s the type of guy to dry hump a dog for talent show in the 3rd grade

“HEY LOOK ITS PARKER DRY HUMPING THAT POOR POOR DOG”

by Juanthejalepeno January 17, 2020

parker

sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it

*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!

by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009

parker

Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

by bella1025 August 1, 2016

Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

Parker

Yeah I’m pretty cool.

Parker fan: Damn, he’s pretty cool...

by ParkerOfficial July 31, 2019