Parker

Parker is the hottest person and the coolest person I know
by cLout is a qt April 14, 2021
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People who are Parkers are just hot. Like pound me into a mattress hot. Like slam me into a door and fuck the shout of me hot you know. So, just let a parker fuck you :)
Love, Parker is so great in bed. He slammed me into the mattress and pounded me HARD.
by anonymous August 08, 2021
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Parker’s the type of guy to dry hump a dog for talent show in the 3rd grade
HEY LOOK ITS PARKER DRY HUMPING THAT POOR POOR DOG
by Juanthejalepeno January 17, 2020
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sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!
by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 01, 2009
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Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean
by bella1025 August 01, 2016
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Parker why are you in the bathroom
by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019
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Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.
Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.
by kittykat200 April 10, 2019
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