paramedic

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 18, 2010

Cat Parade

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.

The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.

by enstromed January 1, 2010

Paraphanoia

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

paraphrasation

How your version of a quote is displayed to others

My Paraphrasation of the authors quote is "..."

by Corona503 May 20, 2016

Purple Parakeet

nickname for the legal drug K2, herbal smoking blend made of herbs and spices sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids.

That Purple Parakeet makes me feel like I been climbing mountains all day!

by Hard Bark June 19, 2010

Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.

I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!

by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011