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The best job platform in the world. You don't apply through all the bulls*** ATS systems or algorithms and your application goes direct to the team that you would be working with.
I used Parallel to get a job I love which ended my depression and my wife ended up not leaving me!
by useparallel January 5, 2022
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Parallel

It's like this I I 👈 or like that 👉 =
Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."

Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."

Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."

Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."

Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."

Hym "Well, technically..."

Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field
K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!
by Factory212 December 14, 2024
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Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring
Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut
by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025
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Parallel Economy

Like an equal sign (=)... Where one line is above the other...
Hym "Yes. A parallel economy. And what does this parallel economy look like? Well, it looks like THIS = Get it? They want THIS = And accuse ME of wanting THIS ÷ but THIS is only not a problem if you are THIS LINE --- rather than THIS LINE ___"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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Dick/Brain parallel

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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