Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.

Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

Refusing to wear a mask, she had contracted Covid. Trapped in her ICU bed, sustained by the respirator, she seethed - Trump won, he was the messiah, the election had been stolen, rigged, whatever that meant, the democrats were Satan-worshipping pedophiles - her mind and her body victimized equally by parallel pandemics.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!