Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
by Moldy Turnips June 29, 2021
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The act of having sex with 3 people or more

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Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020
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what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 02, 2010
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Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.
I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.
by Zedarius September 24, 2015
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Probably the most fucking insane Hybird Player in all of Fortnite. Extremely Underrated aswell. He edits faster than the wheel of a car spins.
He does retakes that can only be seen easily when Parallel Physco does it slow or you slow down the video to 0.25
Parallel Psycho is insane, no questions
by Kahzzi November 30, 2019
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