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panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)
Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.
by dogg81 January 10, 2009
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Carolina Panthers

The Most Complete Team in the Nfl . With A Frecious DEfense and Speedy offense(2006panthers)
Carolina Panthers are the best team ever
by alyanna August 9, 2006
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sex panther

cologne used to attract the opposite sex.

example in action.
Brian Fantana: about Veronica I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
opens cologne cabinet
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
cheesy grin
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
snarls
Smells like:
pure gasoline
a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
a turd covered in burnt hair
Bigfoot's dick

It's time to use Sex Panther, the most potent cologne you will ever smell. Oh yeah.
by DrewBear93 June 2, 2008
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sex panther

a fictional cologne used in Anchorman:the legend of Ron Burgandy, it is made by odeon and is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time
by Rmilkman October 14, 2008
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Black Panther

Militant organisation of Black Americans founded in Oakland, California in 1966 by Huey Newton and Bobby Seale. Called upon Blacks to arm themselves against their oppressors. At the same time, provided free breakfasts for children in ghetto areas, (financed by donations from local merchants and wealthy sympathisers), and opened schools and medical centres. Organisation waned as leaders fled USA after arrests on various charges, police shootings and in-house fighting.
The Black Panthers is a fascinating movement, so challenging and controversial to American culture.
by john2 June 11, 2006
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being a panther

being a panther means being high on cocaine
Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!

Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?
by snail trail March 27, 2010
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