packing

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

by GUTME September 19, 2009

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009

Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

by Snackface October 21, 2011