porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region

yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.

This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.

by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019

Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020

Painting

As a noun: A bunch of color (usually paint) applied onto a canvas (which resembles a white, thick piece of fabric attached to a frame). Depending on the skill of the artist and/or the taste of the viewer, it can be labeled as 'art'... Or an over-priced piece of wood, fabric, and paint.

Verb: The act of applying color (usually paint by the use of a brush) over the canvas.

Noun: The Mona Lisa is a painting which became famous because someone stole it... If you've ever been to the museum, you can see WHY it was stolen. (It's the ONLY painting that could possibly fit through the doorway. The other paintings are HUGE.)

Verb: Person A: What the hell are you doing?
Person B: Painting.
Person A: ... (Does dumping buckets of paint on a canvas count as 'painting'?)

by Ebony Chalk December 26, 2008

Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.

guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"

by leviticustard June 9, 2011