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Clive Palmer

A replacement of a swear word. Most commonly used by teenage drama students
Clive palmer you, Jeffery!
I'm sick of your Clive Palmer Sharon!
oh, Clive Palmer, I forgot!
by that smart chicken August 28, 2019
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palm trees

to roll and then hit one or multiple blunts
so much grounds, unzip the bag, dip in my hand, then i palm trees-Flatbush Zombies
by poorhomiejuan October 26, 2014
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stink palm

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand
That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.
by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005
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palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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Palm me a dead one

meaning to pass off a less than perfect item, either physical or metaphorical, as though it were good.
Example 1: I asked a friend to loan me a lighter but he palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the lighter didn’t work)

Its origin are uncertain but date back to at least the Childers Muster (Rodeo) of 1997 where it is attributed to Truckin' Trev.

The phrase has been bastardized to be used in circumstances with similar meanings to the original.

Example 2: My housemate said her friend would show me a good time but it turned out she was trying to palm me a dead one. (In this case it means the opposite of a “live one”, that is, the friend was boring or dull or frigid)

Example 3: The salesman said the DVD would play on all players but he had palmed me a dead one. (meaning that the DVD wouldn’t play or was blank)

Example 4: I asked my roommate to get me some milk for my coffee but she palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the carton/bottle was empty or out of date)

The phrase is not to be mistaken for any similar phrases use in the United States relating to slipping someone a bribe. That is palming someone a “dead president”, referring to the faces of dead presidents on the notes.

Whether it be bulbs, pipes, lighters, DVDs, food etc friends don’t palm friends dead ones. Ever!
by DocSparkle April 17, 2009
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palm beaching

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's
by 561Gansta January 26, 2014
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palms flat

1. A term used to describe an intense sexual experience that usually occurs, but isn't limited to prisons and penitentiaries. The act is so rough that the receiver of the act finds themselves pinned palms flat against a wall or floor. This can be common during surprise butt sex or other surprise sex maneuvers.

2. A phrase that describes how hard you got owned or were defeated by another person, group, entity or poltergeist.
"Why you walking like that?"
"Girl, Tevon got me palms flat last night. I won't be walking right for a week."
by Nevan April 25, 2017
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