over protective boyfriend

The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.

boy: Hey, how was your day?

girl: It was fine thanks, you?

over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!

by iceman007 December 2, 2009

poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.

Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009

Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021

Projecteer

Singular / Collective noun.

Pro. Pro-ject-ear

The name given to either a person or group of people of differing levels in a project environment.

"Dave is a projecteer on the new server contract"

"Call a meeting, get all the projecteers in here"

by Sharkietour February 8, 2010

Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011

boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015