2nd World Problem

When people in former communist countries such as Hungary and Poland have problems.

That car alarm has been going off for 2 hours now and that Hungarian policeman has done nothing to turn it off!

"Shut up Maddox, that's a 2nd World Problem"

by neilo5000 September 7, 2016

what the problem is

What is the matter?; Do we have a problem here?; Made famous by Martin Lawrence

Jermaine already paid you you're money, so what the problem is?

by Stainz June 25, 2004

First world problem

Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.

My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for!

Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.

by rampage3318 September 29, 2011

The Problem Solverz

The gayest show to ever hit Cartoon Network. It is best known for its flashing lights (prone to cause seizures) and ugly characters. Horace is ugly. Alfe is an uglified Domo with a big nose. Roba is a gross robot pig man thing. Whoever watches this show must be high. The people who made this show to begin with are high.

Guy#1: "Hey! Did you see that new show, The Problem Solverz?"

Guy#2: "Yeah, my mom had to go to the hospital!"

by Kim Li September 20, 2011

Probie

A newbie at his job. No matter how long he works at his job, or how good he is at the job, the senior worker will always call him a probie. The newbie always follows the senior workers orders.

Probie; go take the chairs down to the beach! Bring some umbrella's too.

by ---Grizz April 26, 2009

problems galore

phrase use when the cons are far outweighing the pros in the current situation. generally said without much excitement backing it, as life is NOT going well. doubles as an exclamation as well as a plural noun (to have 'problems galore')

"oh crap, we just popped a tire, pull over!"
in the course of pulling over, another tire is popped, and the big gulp soda tips over, spilling in the drivers lap -
"problems galore dude - problems galore"

by matt gauck January 20, 2007

Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014