Definitions by neilo5000

Yidiculous 

When Jews do ridiculous things like locking you in your own home for months for your own safety!

You need to stay at home for 9 months for your own safety! Fuck that! That law is yidiculous!

Yidiculous by neilo5000 November 8, 2022

Baggy Aggy 

A violent geordie game for kids.

Everybody puts their school bag in a large circle. If your bag is hit by the football you receive a punch in the leg, arm, chest or head from every opponent.

Standard version is two-touch, also one-touch and three-touch variations

Should we have have a game of baggy aggy?

Yeah, one-touch or two?

Baggy Aggy by neilo5000 August 31, 2017

2nd World Problem 

When people in former communist countries such as Hungary and Poland have problems.

That car alarm has been going off for 2 hours now and that Hungarian policeman has done nothing to turn it off!

"Shut up Maddox, that's a 2nd World Problem"

2nd World Problem by neilo5000 September 7, 2016

Clash of Clams 

When 2 ladies have a fight!

Saw two wifes fighting on the tram last night. 'it was a proper clash of clams '

Clash of Clams by neilo5000 October 27, 2015

fill in 

to attack somebody physically and successfully

somebody fill in somebody, Please!

Craig David "I'm going to fill you in you bastard"

Avid Merrion "Arrgh....I've been filled in" (by Craig David)

fill in by neilo5000 June 9, 2009