pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.

"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

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pre-boob

The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.

girl 1: Sorry am I laying on your boob?
girl 2: No it's just my pre-boob

by xXmizzcupcakeXx January 26, 2011

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pre-hrt

Adjective desribing a transgender person who is planning to get on HRT medication but isn't taking it yet.
Literally means "before hormone replacement therapy".

I'm pre-hrt so I have no boobs to speak of and I'm not even able to cry about it.
He's pre-hrt so he still has a high pitched voice and no beard.

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Using the penis in an up-and-down motion to separate the labia majora/minora (AKA pussylips AKA meat curtains AKA chewed up bubble gum) to help facilitate insertion. Works best when the vagina has been pre-moistened to avoid dry rub.

I was bangin this 66-year old chick last night...bitch was so dry I had to spit on her pussy and pre-slice for 3 minutes!

by 415kevinM July 29, 2013

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Pre-turnt

When you get too "turnt up" or before the main portion of an event, and end up missing the whole main event due to being unconscious or too fucked up to remember anything.

John and I smoked a blunt and sipped on lean before the juicy j show, but John ended up getting pre-turnt before juicy j even came on stage. John missed the whole show.

I went to a New Years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.

by AKRISONER May 18, 2013

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