Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021

potato

a very yummy vegetable

'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Potato

1) The best food in the world.

2) A special kid.

I............................................. am a potato

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

potato

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

by wfhfggdhsj October 10, 2017

Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019