Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."
Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."
by wakka_wakka November 06, 2008
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popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.
There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.
by Vyxen November 23, 2004
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happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.
Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...
by Confucious Raptor December 18, 2008
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popcorn movie

a summer action flick, not monumental, a good waste of time
Van Helsing was such a popcorn movie.
by Mandy May 22, 2004
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popcorn feet

When your feet smell like the heavy butter put atop popcorn . Usually caused by sweat ,new shocks and old shoes. Not to be mistaken for popcorn foot.
Are you making a bag of extra movie butter popcorn ,or do you have popcorn feet.

Don't take off your shoes, last time you had popcorn feet!
by Myco-BADFISH- November 27, 2007
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elevator popcorn

When you let out a long, silent fart in a crowded elevator. You wait until the elevator door closes and then say, "Hey, does anyone smell popcorn?" You smile as you hear everyone in the elevator inhale through their nostrils in unison.
Goofy: "Hey, Mick-- Garsh, what's so funny?"
Mickey: "Huh, huh! I was riding in an elevator full of people and served up some hot, Elevator Popcorn!"
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 19, 2018
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popcorn playa

A man that gets women without a lot/any money.

Also a phrase from the movie How High (2001), meant to signify accomplishments in the same vein.
That dude is pimpin' hard with his broke ass. What a popcorn playa.
by BitchYouAintNoNinja April 23, 2020
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