newsfeed pollution

When a "friend" decides to troll or duly express themselves several times within a short amount of time on Facebook, thereby appearing in consecutive posts.

This tends to raise ragemetere very fast when you're trying to creep on some hot wimminz.

Chester: There's a reason China doesn't have facebook..
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!

DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.

by phoreals August 22, 2011

Chat pollution

When a person uses unusual ways to spam in chat

Yo this moderator is causing Chat pollution by banning, unbanning, muting and unmuting random people (this actually does not work because it only shows up for the mod as i have found out)

by man122222222222222222222222222 March 16, 2024

Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.

Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).

by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018

polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind

ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm

by MasterBJB May 10, 2018

Polluted Cow

Polluted Cow is how the world will look like in years from now. It will destroy our planet. It is our inevitable future

"Wow the world will really look like a polluted cow

by jajacoro12 October 22, 2019

satisfaction pollution

The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.

After flying with Delta, they dumped two weeks of their satisfaction pollution on me

by dr-factor February 4, 2020

Pollution

The result of humans, or stupid apes that don't give a fu**. The thing that is irreversible in 10 years (from 2022) and will kill us before any other thing that a common idiot fears. In more detail it's unwanted gasses in the atmosphere that traps sunlight in our atmosphere causing the world to heat up, ice burns to melt, and then oceans rising. Fun isn't it?

Danm your scared of spiders? Pollution gonna kill you before them don't worry.

by A coool persone April 20, 2022