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Poet

As Shakespeare said... Someone who writes the shit out a motherfucker.
A rose by any other name still wouldn't know what you are calling it. A poet is a poet ; not a poet laureate. A name is a name but it's not what you are calling it. Life is Life but there's far more to it, you see what's brought to light but that's not all of it. Kept a rose if you recall but I don't know what you would be calling it.
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme
When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.
by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016
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21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.
"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"
by DaRealBdizzle September 24, 2016
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poet

a man who writes down gibberish and expects people to applaud him.

Also known as a geek or dork.
Girl 1: Oh-My-Gosh, Ryan is cute!

Girl 2: He's a total poet..

Girl 1: eww!
by Innitso January 26, 2018
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dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.
I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.
by gcl1224 September 21, 2011
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Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.
by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024
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poet brauleate

A prolific purveyor of bro art; the voice of a youthfully masculine generation.
Although Anthony Kiedis can have questionable lyrics at times, his poet brauleate status remains irrefutable.
by drew_512_ December 10, 2023
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