Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...
Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."
Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."
Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."
Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."
Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"
Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"
Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"
Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."
Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."
Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."
Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."
Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"
Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"
Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"
Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."
Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"
Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨
Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."
Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."
Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."
Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."
Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"
Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨
Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...
Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"
Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨
Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."
Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."
Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."
Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."
Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"
Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨
Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...
Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023
by HulkHulk January 19, 2023
A bizarre and unnerving audio drama intent on subverting the horror genre. Structure of the play violently shoves the listener into a pre-apocalyptic event without a drop of exposition.
by Celebrity Tumour September 23, 2021
Seamus: Do you listen to Joe Rogan
Demelza: yeah, but how about true crime
Seamus: you are so podcast white
Demelza: yeah, but how about true crime
Seamus: you are so podcast white
by Some mate1 August 24, 2019
I have been listening to SYSK for 3 years now and just looked them up. I see them differently now... WOAH that's the podcast effect in action.
by Lupicineo July 15, 2021
A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.
The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!
by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021
A special breed of furry. Usually walks around talking about penis over the speaker on his phone. Usually found staring at plumbers cracks while he thinks of ways to fill them.
by Shortskirtflirt August 25, 2022