PMS

Poor Mans Syndrome

symptons are anxiety, loss of appetite, sad face, anger, short temper, upset stomach, shaking, mood swings.
this normally may occur at end of month while waiting to 1st or 3rd of month for check. may also happen within a two week period while waiting for payday.
this is common in most urban areas and may last anywhere from 1 to 7 days.
there is a cure for PMS, all symptoms subside when money is available.
man, i cant wait for the 1st to roll around, this PMS is killing me.
once i get a real good job, no more poor mans syndrome.
by imdabear September 07, 2010
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A time of the month just before a girl's period where she's either really horny or really angry.
Girl: Let's get it o....get away from me, douchebag!"
Boy: Damn you, PMS.
by Anonymous Teen Girl January 26, 2011
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a time when you dont mess with a women in anyway. Seriously!!!! DONT. Or you will end up dead in a river with your penis cut off or shoved up your ass.
"Damn she must be PMSing." said billy boob
"What did you say bitch!?!?!" bloody mary
"I didn't say anything." said billy boob
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH" said bloddy mary
by NERA February 28, 2008
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by Just some guy July 28, 2003
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1.The part of the worst time of month for a woman to go through during her period, where she has occasional mood wings and tends to be a tad irritable when communicating with people.

2.And the constant irritating excuses people use when a girl gets mad at them. (Even though she's not on her period or anywhere near it.)
Amanda: I hate you.
Donny: What?
Amanda: I love you.
Donny: Wait, wait, wait, what happened to I hate you?
Amanda: GET THE HELL OUT.
Donny: What the hell, Amanda?

Ms. Sally: God, your so stupid when it comes to a girl's feelings.
Donny: Oh god...she's pms'ing.
Ms. Sally: Donny, I'm 70. I don't have a period anymore.
Donny: Oh...you were serious?
Ms. Sally:-facepalm- Yes, child.


by thoughts~ March 12, 2009
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the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear.

if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.

if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.
your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life
by howard June 24, 2004
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Pre-menstrual syndrome

Be afriad. Be very afraid
woman: i'm PMSing.

men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!
by hippiechick13 April 17, 2010
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