playstation 3

A console everyone secretly wants but are too big a bunch of whiny fanboys to admit it.

Despite being much more reliable than the 360, much more powerful than the Wii and a better deal, it recieved a stupid amount of hate from idiots. However, it's now turning around after outselling the 360 worldwide in 2007 and being set to utterly decimate MS's console in 2008.

It's equipped with a Blu ray drive (the only HD format left seeing as HD-DVD is all but dead), a Cell processor, built in wi-fi, full bluetooth support and an upgradeable HDD.

It will take advantage of Sony's wide 1st and 2nd party game support as well as a massive amount of 3rd party titles, unlike Nintendo and Microsoft who rely on 1st and 3rd party games respectively.

The PlayStation 3 doesn't break down if you look at it wrong and doesn't rely on a crappy gimmick in an attempt to disguise the ridiculously old hardware.

It is, in short, the only decent console this generation.

by giflorg February 18, 2008

Playstation 69

When you're having sex while playing Playstation, similar to Netflix N Chill. It references how The Playstation often has a number after it (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.). The number 69 is chosen because it is also a position in sex.

Him: Wanna come over and Playstation 69? We can play Detroit: Become Human.
Her: On PS4 or PS5?
Him: PS5.

by AFGM Fan September 17, 2020

PlayStation Notwork (PSN)

Since the PSN (Playstation Network) outage many PSN users call PSN Playstation Notwork because the network is not working.

Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the problem with Playstation Network?

Girl 1:You mean PlayStation Notwork (PSN)?

by DailyUrbanSlangHelp June 5, 2011

PlayStation 4 Pro

Arguably the greatest game console of all-time. It even has a feature where you can shove your dick in the disc drive and it sucks you off, so you can divorce your wife.

My mom just hanged her self in front of me, but who cares? I own a PlayStation 4 Pro!

by PS4 Pro is awesome June 27, 2018

playstation boy

People who think they are hot shit, Start beef for no reason, They think Sony is the best because there friend said so, And him and the other fanboys sucking Sony's dick will bombard videos with dislikes which has actual reasons why playstation sucks will put stupid comments and replies, Like the example below.

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Guy 1: I ordered the Xbox series x

⬇View replies (Liked) 2 (Dislikes) 20

PlaystationistheBest2: Why did you buy xbox bruhh

BaconBoy274: it is my choice has more power and my parents love me

PlaystationistheBest2: Xbox gay lmaoooooooooo

BaconBoy274: Xbox Series X is going to be an extremely high quality, superior platform like the brand always has been. So you Sony cunts and PC fags can cry when they're getting stomped like the sissified queers they are when Xbox wins the 9th-gen console war

PlaystationistheBest2: ok that is it i am going to report your comment for bullying!!!!!111!!11!

BaconBoy274: ok playstation boy

by That 1 person on the internet June 9, 2020

Playstation 3

Either a George Foreman grill rip-off or a fridge; could be both.

If I'm able to afford the PS3, I'd sell it's innards to someone who needs them, and slap in a fridge motor and store my food in there when I'm in college. After, I'd replace the "Playstation 3" label with the word "Fridge" and that will still retain the SpiderMan font.

Man, I'll be all set after that.

by Dark Fox September 5, 2005

playstation 5

If you though the PS3 was expensive at launch think again, the playstation 5s expensive (until a price drop)

Jimmy can't afford the playstation 5.

by Darnville February 5, 2021