Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014

left tentacle-o-phobia

when youre scared of left tentacle in undercards

o shizzle this guy has left tentacle-o-phobia

by Hubertus_gaming October 3, 2017

Phobiaphobia

The irrational fear of hearing the same word twice.

Friend: "Did you get the answer two for the question?"
You: "Yeah, I got two too."

Friend: "AHHHHHH!!!!"
You: "What happened? Do you have phobiaphobia?"

Friend: "STOP IT ALREADY YOU JERK!!!"

by Professor Professor September 12, 2011

Social Phobia

A highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. This may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn't want to happen. This could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. While talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won't make eye contact and might talk very quietly. He or she is NOT a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.

Social Phobia is not to be confused with shyness. Shyness is an emotion that all people experience, SP is a disease for a select few.

Emotions = good
Diseases = bad

by allknowingsquid October 23, 2008

Monochromatic Phobia

A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.

Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.

by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010

Food phobia

When you eat way too many of a certain kind of food and you stop eating it forever.

Pushy Bastard : Why don't you like the chips?
Food Phobic : I have a Food phobia for them.

by mintyfresh9080 June 17, 2011

phobiphobiphobia

Fear of the fear of fear, widely recognised as the beginning of the worst form of infinite psychic regression.

If you've got phobiphobiphobia, are you afraid of it yet?

by Fearman June 15, 2007