Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.

"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"

by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006

penif

Somthing you stick in a female mouf.

My penif is in your mouf.

by Clash September 16, 2003

Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010

Penialated

Having your nudes shown without your consent

Hey bob you've been penialated

by Tahlia&rayne November 1, 2016

Penib

A penis that is rather tiny, or perhaps hidden by folds of belly flab. Phonetically indicating that the penis is short and nib-like.

Damn, so did you have sex with that dude at the party last night?

I was about to, but the sight of his tiny penib made me run screaming.

by Sing-songs July 22, 2009

Penicillin

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018