Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
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A behavioral trait one may exhibit after a past of enduring one or more of the negative stigmas associated with the adult entertainment industry, then reclaiming ownership of their body when they leave it. It is characterized by them feeling a high possibility of exhibiting, or actually exhibiting extreme verbally and/or physically violent reactions to unwanted touch.
The guy's hand grazing her butt caused such a flashback to her time in the porn industry that her porn-induced PTSD made her immediately break a bottle and put it to his throat.
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by Pat September 13, 2004
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Etymology: Indian music cd text; Ram Narayan
Inflected forms: patdippin'/adj, patdiply/adv
1. a general sense of zenlike stonedness 2. as an exclamation, "yep" a la King of the Hill
Etymology: Indian music cd text; Ram Narayan
Inflected forms: patdippin'/adj, patdiply/adv
1. a general sense of zenlike stonedness 2. as an exclamation, "yep" a la King of the Hill
Mmmmmmmmm, patdip.
I'm having a patdippin' time smoking bongloads.
(staring blankly) patdip. mmmhmmmmm, patdip.
I'm having a patdippin' time smoking bongloads.
(staring blankly) patdip. mmmhmmmmm, patdip.
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Mother: Oh, I better drive you, Daddy’s in the man cave pantsdrunk.
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