Pap

1. Small boy who is missing many vital organs who plays golf and says "I'm not gay"
2. A person driving a minivan

1. "where's pap" "in the hospital" "again...??" "mhm.. hes sick"
2. OWWWW CHECK OUT THE PAP TO OUR RIGHT! ;-)

by HOT! April 3, 2003

PAP

Punk Ass Pussy

Howard is acting like a PAP. He started some shit and let his homies take the fall.

by Doctor Murls January 1, 2017

pap

pap is a school for retards.

retard- "My mom is sending me to pap!" normal kid- "I always knew you were retarded."

by fuck14322 August 19, 2019

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

pap

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

by watz!t 2ya January 22, 2008

PAP

password authentication protocol

an authentication of passwords for windows xp pro.

by amb January 28, 2005

pap

BUMHOLE

man i wanna finger her pap

by clam slammer December 2, 2009