S.L.P.O.S.

Scat

Lovin

Piece

Of

Shit

Used when desciribing one who is a complete kiss-ass, or one that is just a complete douchebag

(guy is just kissing absolute ass to the teacher)

Guy "damn he's such a S.L.P.O.S."

by Arctic Snowfall March 21, 2011

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L.P.U.

Leet Pimps United

a society that only the leetest of the pimps can get into

mark-w00t to the lpu
bren- w00t me too
idiot- wtf is the lpu
mark- you don't know what it is casue ur a homogayfag

by anal_face January 12, 2005

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Related Words

P.L.D (Pussy Lip Definition) • P.L.U.R.B. • P&L • P.L.O. Style • p.l.a.c.e.k. • u.l.p.e. • *P.L.U.T.O • H.L.P.I.C • L.L.P.F. • L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E

S.T.A.P.L.E.S.

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit

guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????

by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004

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Emily P.L.

a) a sexy girl who often wets the bed.
b) a girl who happens to have a ten inch dick.
c) a strong, bold, courageous woman ready to take on the world.
d) a girl who gets blackout with black eyes.

a) fuck emily p.l. slept in my bed, i now have a boner but no clean sheets to bang her on!
b) she looks hot, but i heard she has a dick because her name is emily p.l.
c) I want to be someone great in this world, i want to be the next emily p.l.
d) damn i was so drunk last night and my eye hurts! must have acted like an emily p.l.

by emilypllover November 10, 2010

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V-A-L-P

A stuped idot who is a nerd and has a bad youtube channel

"Wow V-A-L-P is a really bad Youtuber"
"ikr"

by efwibefyv October 30, 2018

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P.L.B.

Street name for a top-of-the-line sports enhancing supplement. Stands for "Pure Laufasa Blood". Said to be a mixture of 50 different kinds of amino acids and a hint of testosterone. Illegal in Iowa, Vermont, the East half of Canada and all of Europe except Amsterdam (cuz, shit, everything's legal in Amsterdam)

I heard we have squats today. Bro, let me get some of that P.L.B. before we lift today.

by Jaisizzle July 14, 2011

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