Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans

Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal

by virescent May 7, 2020

Black Orphan

When you take a shit in a urinal

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."

by Shytbringer October 19, 2019

Disney Orphan

A person, animal or alien whose parents have been tragically killed, but can now perservere in franchise rights until the New Milenium.

" Hey how many species have we killed? We need a new Disney Orphan to silk screen on a t-shirt."

by Bluedog July 5, 2005

orphan annie

people use this as an adjective when they feel poor, dirty, homeless maybe, and unloved hahaha.

Lauren was like orphan annie when she saw her hotel room in florence, italy.
Stepha aka My Only One nick named Lauren orphan annie.

by mchkra June 30, 2005

Orphan Bat

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.

When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Orphan ice

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.

"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"

by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015