minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Mince

An absolute bloody legend. Someone who is kind, funny, thoughtful, and just a real fun time to be around.

P1: Hey, have you met my mate Isaac?
P2: Aw nah, but I’ve heard he’s real mince!

by weelittlebaby January 17, 2020

mince em

Gaming Barnsley slang meaning: Kill them.

Oh poo, bad guys are here... Mince em

by Ultimatedefiance October 7, 2016

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

Minister of mincing

The Minister of mincing

Charlie is such a nice boy, when he walks it feels like he is the minister of mincing

by Shrewmac1 September 27, 2025

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023