oders

something that ppl normal say on Roblox but theres oders on other games as well (like pg3d for example) they were everywhere on Roblox in like 2018 (or 2017??) and it means online dater

online daters / oders are bad so just stopppppp

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee March 8, 2023

oldest trick in the book

When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.

Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.

by trolled! March 26, 2023

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

oldest

Oldest is when someone is older than the other.

I was born before you! I’m the oldest.

by Zero<3 September 6, 2021

Older Sibling

Annoying pretentious dickhead that thinks their tough shit for hogging everything and bossing over you and telling you how annoying you are for calling them out on their behavior. You have no power against them either, and no amount of talking is going to get them to listen to you. They think they're sophisticated adults but in reality they're just an annoying little shit.

"Remembered that my older sibling exists. Day ruined."

by anonynonmous December 22, 2020

dating an older man

Bald-digging

Fancy going bald-digging later?

My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger

by Oldmanlover November 1, 2013