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Peppermint old-fashioned 

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.
Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Japanese old fashioned 

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
Japanese old fashioned by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

Rye Old Fashioned 

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.
Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.
Rye Old Fashioned by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned 

Engaging in sex during a tornado
My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month