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fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed
heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro
by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019
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piss orgasm

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing
If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean
by minghi April 26, 2003
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orgasmic white boy

A caucasian male who tends to have irregular orgasms. May or may not be under the influence.
Regular Boy: Hey, man.
Orgasmic White Boy: EHH Hey, AHHH whats up? UUUUUUGGHH.
by Kay Sur February 6, 2009
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Retarded Orgasm

Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.

Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.

*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*

Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?

Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
by Demendes April 24, 2014
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organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
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Organgod

Organic diet, Vegan diet, God Christian diet, God diet (Organ-god).
Not eating meat, drinking or eating dairy. Instead eating Organic eggs and fishes.
Sometimes this can be an allergic reaction to meat & dairy!
Some may choose Organgod diet because this feels great for them or just plain and simple "it does wander's".
I think I am, now, what did they use to call it, Organgod, that's it!
by Goodie Tabliser July 13, 2018
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