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Get the orgasmic white boy mug.Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
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Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
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Not eating meat, drinking or eating dairy. Instead eating Organic eggs and fishes.
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Some may choose Organgod diet because this feels great for them or just plain and simple "it does wander's".
Not eating meat, drinking or eating dairy. Instead eating Organic eggs and fishes.
Sometimes this can be an allergic reaction to meat & dairy!
Some may choose Organgod diet because this feels great for them or just plain and simple "it does wander's".
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