Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011

opportunititties

When you get an opportunity to see some tiddies

Dude one: hey you tryna go to the strip club or sum thing

Dude two: hell yea man you know I don’t say no to any opportunititties

by Girl genius aye February 24, 2018

opportunities newsletter

that great thing in your inbox that has opportunities in it

Have you checked you opportunities newsletter yet? I hear it has lots of great opportunities.

by opportunities-newsletter-fan August 29, 2022

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

Oppootunity

A crappy Opportunity.

I'm not taking Joe's old job, it's a Oppootunity I don't need.

by anonymous January 20, 2023

opportunartist

Opportunistic artist. A person who is driven to create art or craft from anything and everything at hand. Specializes in using unique materials that others would discard and may even turn day-job leftovers into masterpieces after hours.

Dang, that guy's an epic opportunartist -- he stays after work at the acrylic factory to build massive lit cities from scrap!

by hipneck January 29, 2023