Novicle

A long short story in which time only moves forward.

H.G. Well's 'Time Machine' is not a novicle.

by Shamedd June 9, 2005

Novice trader

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.

Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.

by Thaibu April 28, 2013

Novice penetrator

A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.

Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.

by Dejonte Wilkins November 11, 2020

noeiies

hilarious sexy amazing funny awesome and swag artist and gamer who everyone should love a lot

hey I need a muse for my project on perfection, has anyone seen noeiies?

by totally not noeiies October 9, 2020

Novigrad

Novigrad is a fictional city set in the universe of Andrezj Sapkowski's Witcher.

"Got his arse whipped like a Novigrad whore."

by funnyyellowdog August 16, 2021

Novid

One of any number of colds, flus, and general ailments That you’re pretty sure are NOT COVID-19, but have enough similar symptoms that you feel compelled to go get tested anyway.

“ Jack has a runny nose and a sore throat.”

“The ragweed is out, so it’s probably NoVid, but let’s go and get him tested so it’s not our fault if they have to cancel the entire soccer season.”

by taco222 October 6, 2021

Novi

They say to know a Novi is to know a gift from the heavens. Right from the start you'll know a Novi by their downright genuine personality and character, not to mention their striking beauty and elegance. Very dedicated to their personal health, Novi’s are super strong, devilishly smart, and motivated to succeed. You may misread them initially as a homebody, however nothing can be further from the truth. Novi is always up for an adventure, though you will sometimes have to work at it. Novi’s have a very deep spiritual connection which is a big source of their strength. They have some of the toughest skin you’ll find, but take care not to really hurt them or you will wind up regretting it FOR-EVER

Novi is an amazing baker and cook, but you probably already know this if you’re lucky enough to have one in your life. They are typically super sweet and always going out of their way for others. You won't learn this right away, but Novi's have some of the funniest humor you'll ever experience. Their sarcasm is sometimes so dry you might even miss it, but under all those layers of serious hides a hilarious wit.

If you happen to become romantically involved with a Novi you'll quickly learn they're some of the best cuddlers in the world. On top of this, they drip sex appeal and will probably be one of the most incredible lovers you'll ever have! But the best of all is when you see a Novi smile – their genuine smile and laughter is guaranteed to melt the coldest of hearts…

A striking woman walks by with an exotic look and a gorgeous face
Guy 1 “Woah is that a Nobi?”

Guy 2 “Hell no – that girl be looking fine as a NOVI!!!”
Guy 1 “Whew, Oh man I almost passed out from the fineness!”

by KnoBILLya November 30, 2021