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So Near Yet So Far....

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)
B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....
by D.D.R April 26, 2012
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Sencence used by the annoying DJ Khaled, to which he asks the question of whether Drake's vocals have came for a new track he will be producing.
DJ Khaled: Honey!, Honey, Honey!, "DID THE DRAKE VOCALS COME IN YET????"
Nicole Tuck: "Khaled shut the fuck up.."
DJ Khaled: "Do you love me?"
DJ Khaled: "Why you tripping?"

OR
DJ Khaled: Asahd!,"DID THE DRAKE VOCALS COME IN YET????"
Ashad Khaled Thinking:"What the fuck is this fat fuck on about bruh?"
by DJ Jonatron April 6, 2017
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Have you called Jenny yet?

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
by YeahBro January 28, 2009
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Fuck If i know yet

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night
The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board
by Your big old fat mommy April 11, 2018
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The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.
When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!
by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020
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Not yet i'm too tired

When your to tired to get out of bed
" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."
by cape hatrack August 15, 2022
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nigga you aint dead yet

A phrase commonly said in between a gang war, whereas one member will most likely get shot in a vital organ but isn't dead yet. The person saying it most likely doesn't think that he can hold ground alone.
"Oh shit man, keep shooting"
"I think they thinning out a Lil bit"
(Gunshot)
"FUCK I'M HIT...THEY GOT ME IN THE LUNG"

"Nigga you aint dead yet. Get the fuck up"
by Getquikskoptskrub420blazeit January 17, 2017
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