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not a lion

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1. refering to not being a large predatory cat of the african savannahs
2. refering to the phrase "not lying" but putting it in animal terms for the cuteness between couples.
1. "Hey why did you pounce on me?"-friend
"Pounce? Im not a lion."-me
2. "Babe, you're cute. Im not a lion."-me
"Nope, you're a moose."-gf
by Moose face...cakes December 3, 2005
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not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.
girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.
by what-fucking-ever May 23, 2006
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Not A Date

Usually prounouced NAD. n-ah-d as in the second half of gonads.

1) A setting where 2 people meet usually prior to a date; at coffee or ice cream to evaluate the other person preceding an actual date
2) A social meeting where 2 people may appear to be on a date (either at dinner, miniature golfing, a movie, ect) but if asked will deny the “date” and state with great intensity “we are just friends”
Shelley: How was the NAD (Not A Date) last night?
Sam: Oh we went for ice cream, but she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: are you going to go see a movie with her tonight
Sam: she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: so I guess I am going to have some sort of mental breakdown that will prevent you from going on a the date
Sam: not one, not two, but 4 cats . .

Shelley: but you keep NADding her!
Sam: it’s a really good not a relationship
by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009
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not-a-gay

To reassure your fellow amigos that you aren't gay, after committing an act that puts your sexual orientation in question
Duvrai said: I really enjoy Sex and the City, did you catch the episode last night?

Brian: woah.... not-a-gay?

Duvrai: Not-a-gay
by snicthesbware November 12, 2010
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Not-A-Fan-ist

Somebody who is not quite yet racist towards a certain kind of people, but is not a fan of them.
Person 1: Im not a fan of China.
Person 2: You're so racist...
Person 1: I'm not racist, im Not-A-Fan-ist!
by kmotamed May 2, 2010
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not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.
Girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
Girl 2: yea, and then he went back to normal.
by what-fucking-ever June 1, 2006
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not a typical man

A man who has been told his whole life how special he is and wow is he special. He's the most typical modern man with the most typical life but he walks around like his poo doesn't stink. If he had any guy friends he would realize he's the same as every other typical man. Instead he wallows in self pity and uses his every day typical life problems to treat everyone around him like shit.
I'm not a typical man, I have feelings.

You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.

I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.
by giving himhell August 24, 2019
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