Edward and Kenneth Norton

Enormous mamory glands. Sometimes referred to as "Ed & Ken", or "The Nortons"...

Good God...would you look at the Ed & Ken on her!!!

by Arty & Tommy January 25, 2004

Silly Bob Norton

Twin brother to Smilin Bob Norton. Man of distinct honor despite his prefix.

Dude, he was more focused than Silly Bob Norton.

by LikeMyDecks? January 9, 2011

The Norton Anthology of American Literature

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.

Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.

by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008

Kings Norton Boys School

the worst school in the uk, full of racist teachers and bullying kids.
If you want your child to end up killing themselves, this is the school for you!

"Whats the worst school ever?"
"Umm, probably Kings Norton Boys School."

by maddieladdie October 29, 2020

Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights)

When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.

For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.

The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.

origin-NASCAR Country

Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)

Man: Grunts of manly delight

Woman: ZZZZZZZZ

Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)

This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!

by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011

Norton

A MAN with an enormous penis that's able to have sex longer that necessary.
Norton is also the type of MAN every woman gets addicted to without him putting any effort into charm her.

Everyone wants to be a Norton.
Norton is the type of MAN who gets everything done immediately and still manages to make a good job.
This rare type of MAN is what every woman is searching for in her "dream man", It turns out to be a Norton you've been dreaming about all this time.

Norton can also be used as a verb. EX.
-I really want to have sex with her.
-You have to norton more then instead of acting like a shy cunt.

2.
-I need to norton because i really need this job man.

I need to norton more to make sure I succeed.

by Conrad.55X December 12, 2016

Brooke Norton

an emotionless, awkward individual with "grandpa teeth". this individual is usually negative and has a blank, glazed look in their eye. as known as "broccoli".

look there's brooke norton! she's negative.

by Jesussss Christttt October 14, 2011