Big Dick Energy

The fine art of performing an act in which others look at you and assume you have an enlarged schlong. Can be used by females also

"Hey did you see that fella deck that feminist?"
"yeah, it was some real big dick energy"

by BarnacleBOi November 11, 2018

big dick energy

twenty one pilots coming back from hiatus

person: hey tøp came back today

person 2: that’s big dick energy

by jvmpsuit July 12, 2018

Small Dick Energy

when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.

brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.

by truther375 September 07, 2018

Small dick energy

To be a shitty person, or to be rude.

”Ben is so rude, he has small dick energy.”

by Chowdersbussy September 12, 2020

Big dick energy

When you have a small penis but have to be overly confident to hide it.

“Yeah I got that big dick energy, you already know”
“Yeah and a small dick”
“Aye shut up”

by That1betch September 11, 2019

Small dick energy

What insecure men who know they will never get a woman to engage in consensual mutual intimacy with them, project.

War, greed, violence, rudeness, bullying, are all a solely male endeavor, because there are many men out there born with tiny cocks, and aside from suicide, there is nothing they can do to fix this. So they try to bring everyone down with them.

Jeff Bezos has 120 billon dollars and makes his employees pee in bottles. It's revenge for being bullied by a girl in high school. Textbook small dick energy.

by RealityForRealists August 02, 2021

Bad Dick Energy

When you know he and his dick game is going to be trash

Gurl 1: '' He yelled at his mama for no reason''
Gurl 2: ''Oh hell nah, that's some bad dick energy gurl''

by Screwyouguysiamgoinghome69 August 06, 2018