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ditch napper

The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.
Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.
by C. Sampson April 2, 2009
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napper

"i just took a bulletin the napper"
by timmy212 August 17, 2006
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Napperkin

A formal handkerchief first mentioned in the poem The Man He Killed by Thomas Hardy.
Right many a napperkin!
by E. L. Hardy December 8, 2010
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cross-nipped

when ya girl titties got nips that ain’t centered. they either lookin to the left, right, or they both lookin to the center. like cross-eyed but with your nipples
Your girl is cross-nipped. Her titties fucked up.
by datwhitebvtch:) November 6, 2018
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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!
by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007
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nipperoni

large nipples, the size of a pepperoni.

pepperoni sized nipples.
that girl has some nipperonis.
i sucked on some nipperonis today.
by Jason & Nick December 19, 2008
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nippens

Mittens for your nipples.
It was so cold out that if Janie forgot to wear her nippens her nipples would have been able to cut glass.
by Free the Nippens January 10, 2009
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