Thank u next

When you breaking up with your girlfriend cause your bored. you say thank u next to show you moved on

Hehehe👍🏻👍🏻

We’re done, THANK U NEXT

by Ari-biggest fan March 28, 2019

next

A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.

Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.

The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.

"That is some next shit."

"This assignment is next."

"Some next guy asked me for loose change."

by Daniel Tran May 17, 2006

teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.

by schoolio September 30, 2006

Thank U Next

Showing no remorse to the old you or past love life and moving forward. period

At the end of Ariana Grande’s new video for her lastest single, “Thank U, Next” Kris Jenner says at the end, “tHaNk u nExT bItCh”

by erykaaa0804 December 15, 2018

thank u, next

thank u, next is the 11th track off of her 5th studio album. It's about her ex's and how she grateful for all of them.
Big Sean: "Thought I'd end up with Sean but he wasn't a match"
Ricky Alvarez: "Wrote some songs about Ricky now i listen and laugh"
Pete Davidson: "Even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful"
Mac Miller: Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm 'cause he was an angel

friend: have you heard ariana grande' s new song?
me: yes. thank u, next

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ November 8, 2018

farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.

John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

Next Graham

A scary scottish man who ravages through your facebook friends naming their features. Studying at glasgow university. Joining the xbox live party of a younger age group, making paedophilic threats.

Eddie: I'm looking through you're facebook, you've got some beautiful girls on there.

Joe: Bun that, stop being some next graham.

by joeydahoey November 26, 2011