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Newark Valley

The town of poop butts and vapes. If your in the high school bathroom with out the Juulers your one of a kind. Town of the population of 1500 and most people with severe autism because of incest related causes. And the best Football teams in the country HELL YEAH Ugly cheerleaders,and the most trailer parks in the Tri-State area
Ohh your from Newark Valley. Do you have a Juul I can hit or a autistic daughter I can slam
by Juul master 69 September 9, 2019
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New A-Town

Dutch Colonized New York (and then some, up to 14th street). From "New Amsterdam".

Opposite of The Numbers
Let's stay in New A-Town, screw The Numbers.
by atomic jerk December 22, 2005
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newark academy

A lame private school where THE JEWISH goes.
Robert, the Jewish, is a stupid Newark Academy kid.
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Newark

1) Nothing.

2) Filler.

3) A smallish city in northern California that has no personality or identity whatsoever, a city that is so boring that it doesn't even have a reputation for being boring. The name is commonly used as meaningless filler in sentences, to make them longer.
1) His speeches are really a lot of Newark, when you listen to them carefully.

2) Newark I newark think I'll go to the store, get newark a newark lot of celery, newark and hit you with newark it.
by Josiah S. Whalemonger IV June 15, 2008
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newai

"not evening worrying about it", abbreviated. it's pronounced "newai"
"Don't have sex with him. It looks like he has about 3 STDS"
"Oh, I'm newai. I'm sure they are worth it"
by yeahyeahyeah3 August 3, 2006
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newark

A double "jersey sweep". ie: a driver suddenly switches 3 highway traffic lanes in one direction and then does the same in the other direction. A technique often used by fast drivers to get around slower vehicles in the left two lanes.
The car evading the police almost killed us when the driver did a newark in heavy traffic to get around us.
by toast boy June 9, 2011
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newark

A town in England and a city in new jersy

it also happens to be an anagram of wanker as pointed out by the comedian Jasper Carrot
"Im from newark"
"hahaha, wanker!"
by MaxZero December 28, 2005
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