Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.

Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.

by arfy900 April 20, 2016

Netflix and Chill

sex

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV

by zek123 March 30, 2016

Fuckin' Netflix

The exclamation shouted after you hear Netflix has cancelled your favorite show.

Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled? FUCKIN' NETFLIX!!!!

by PerfectSlacker May 9, 2019

Netflix Friend

When one or more of a Netflix subscription holder's acquaintances (not necessarily friends) 'shares' the account for his or her own pleasure.

Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"

by e.e. cummings October 7, 2013

netflix depression

The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.

Tommy just finished season five of Breaking Bad and is suffering from major netflix depression.

by ablake08 September 26, 2013

Netflix and Chill

Something you tell your parents when you want your boyfriend/girlfriend to come over and you fuck

girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to fuck?

by stella1235 November 26, 2015

Straight to Netflix

A modern adaptation of 'Straight to DVD', it's when a movie is so terrible and low-grossing that it doesn't even get a physical DVD release, rather goes exclusively to streaming services such as Netflix. They are typically made by failed art students with a $1000 budget and premiered at some film festival in a town you never heard of.

Did you hear about that movie 3-Headed Shark Attack? Straight to Netflix.

by sex_penis_lol July 15, 2020